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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Rape/Non-Con,
      Underage
  Category:
      F/F, F/M
  Fandom:
      艦隊これくしょん_|_Kantai_Collection
  Character:
      Ushio_(Kantai_Collection), Akebono_(Kantai_Collection), Oboro_(Kantai
      Collection), Sazanami_(Kantai_Collection), Hamakaze_(Kantai_Collection),
      Ryuujou_(Kantai_Collection), Fubuki_(Kantai_Collection), Isonami_(Kantai
      Collection), Admiral_(Kantai_Collection)
  Additional Tags:
      Literature, fan_fiction, General_fiction, Inspired_by_Travis_Hicks,
      Parody, FUCKING_READ_THIS
  Stats:
      Published: 2018-01-12 Words: 2919
****** Ushio and Them Take Off Their Bras ******
by Darfur_Maxx
Summary
     Title says it all. Read and review this story please.

                      Ushio_and_Them_Take_off_Their_Bras
                             by Dravis Micxx 2017
===============================================================================
Ushio and her friends are at base doing some rest and recuperating. They are
all in their bras and panties of course. Hamakaze loves her bra of course. It
is colored white like her hair and has designs in blue lace in fact. They know
to stay away from Ryuujou of course. She is gay as a matter of fact. They know
that she is attracted to other women and girls and them too of course. Ushio
and them are not gay of course in fact. They love penis and hetero normative
opposite sex relationships of course in matter of fact. Hamakaze especially in
fact. They will be taking off their bras of course. They are talking while
taking off their bras now.
"Ryuujou is gay of course," said Ushio, "she told me so in matter of fact."
"Yes indeed Ushio," said Oboro, "by the way I called her a faggot."
"Yes indeed," said Sazanami, "I saw her staring at a girl's breasts of course."
"I know so," said Akebono, "I was there in matter of fact."
"I love it," said Hamakaze, "this is the best bra I've tried."
They are all having lots of good fun taking off their bras of course. They all
try on each other's bras in fact. Ushio and Hamakaze had the hardest time
fitting their breasts in their friends bras in fact. They both have the largest
breasts in their group followed by Oboro of course in matter of fact. Sazanami
was okay with not being able to fill out even Oboro's bra in fact. She likes
how her breasts look when Akebono's bra pushes them up of course. Akebono
didn't like changing with her friends because she was jealous of the
differences in their bodies compared to her own of course. She especially
didn't like changing around Ushio.
"I love my bare boobs," said Ushio, "and I love seeing all two of my nipples."
"Same here," said Oboro, "I also love seeing my bare boobs."
"Same as me," said Hamakaze, "everyone on danbooru dot donmai dot us loves
seeing them in fact."
"And same here," said Sazanami, "Danbooru is the best image board I know."
"I am glad," said Akebono, "but I still hate my body as well as that shitty
admiral."
They know not to tell the admiral that of course. That they're popular on
internet image boards and such. They are afraid of that admiral of course. They
know what he has done to Fubuki of course. They know they are in no position to
tell the truth about what happened on that night. They know that they just
might end up like her of course. They know the official story of what's
happened to her of course. That she was sunk by Abyssal forces in fact. They
know she was nowhere near the enemy that night of course. That she was in the
same base that they're in right now. That is why they do nothing these days but
play with each other's bras and boobs. Not sexual.
"I had fun today everyone," said Ushio, "time to put our bras and clothes back
on of course."
"I agree," said Akebono, "give back my frilly purple bra Sazanami."
"That I will," said Sazanami, "though I like the looks of yours more than my
pink spaghetti strap bra of course."
"Yes indeed of course," said Oboro, "I am glad my striped green and orange bra
fits me in matter of fact."
"That I see," said Ushio, "I hope I can afford better fitting bras than this
blue one with white polka dots soon as a matter of fact."
They all got dressed and went to lunch afterwards. Today's special was clam
chowder and pork rinds of course. It was every day that this was today's
special of course. Isonami never made anything else. It wasn't even well made
in fact. Ushio and them hated it in fact. Ryuujou just might get beaten for
being an obnoxious faggot in matter of fact. They love knowing that of course.
Ushio and them are the biggest homophobes on base in matter of fact. They often
do stuff like that of course. Beating homosexuals for being homosexual that is.
They would have all voted for Proposition 8 if they were legal U.S. citizens
living in California in fact. Oboro and Ushio also have camp itch. They all
know what that means of course. They will touch and scratch each others breasts
through their shirts and bras which hides their two nipples in front of their
friends. Who aren't gay of course in matter of fact.
"I sure love being here fully clothed of course," said Oboro, "by the way Ushio
you have a nice firm pair of breasts in fact."
"Thanks Oboro," said Ushio, "as you can tell I am large breasted of course."
"I can tell," said Oboro, "I love big boobs over small or reduced boobs."
"Yes indeed," said Ushio, "I love having large perky breasts by the way of
course."
"I am glad I am watching you Ushio," said Ryuujou, "you have a nice looking
body in fact."
Ushio has had it with Ryuujou. She got up and kicked her in the ovaries and
reached inside her shirt. Ushio had a stun gun concealed in her bra in fact.
Ushio shot Ryuujou in the forehead with that stun gun four consecutive times
before the battery went dead. She is as mentally cognitive as Mike Pence had
dreamed making all homosexuals the day he was born of course. Because she was
gay of course. She saw Oboro and Ushio touching each other's breasts and liked
it in matter of fact. She wanted to touch but didn't of course. She knew better
than to touch without permission of course. She would have asked to touch Ushio
and them's breasts of course. This is all in past tense of course. Ryuujou as
everyone knows her is no more. Ryuujou is now practically vegetablized. She
will never have another homosexual thought for as long as she lives.
"She was bugging me," said Ushio, "she got me angry so I kicked her where it
counts."
"What the FUCK IS WRO-" The look in Ushio's eyes cut her off right then. It was
the same as how she looked at Ryuujou. "I mean I am proud of you," said
Akebono, "she might be a lesbian who abuses girls in a sexual way . . ."
"Let's say that faggot is," said Oboro, "I will tell them that we will
investigate it."
"Same here," said Sazanami, "we worked together before."
"Then we will," said Hamakaze, "If she is a sick gay we will call the military
police."
The "investigation" began right away. They made a list of names of ship girls
and signed death threats. And the schedules and routines of each one. In
Ryuujou's name of course. They know it is important. She is a gay woman as in
Ryuujou. Hamakaze thinks I-26 whose nickname was "Nimu" also might be gay. She
doesn't tell them that of course just that Nimu might help in fact. Because
she's terrified of them in fact. She is going to find Nimu now. Ushio and them
later fabricated more evidence against Ryuujou. They drew pictures of girls
naked. That Ryuujou supposedly drew of course. They then planted evidence
inside of her quarters. A different kind of evidence of course. They know
there's enough evidence stacked against her to frame her. Ryuujou that is in
fact. Ryuujou was still on the floor and unresponsive to the world. She will be
in fact found guilty of being a gay child molester and a homosexual terrorist.
Hamakaze finds Nimu and talks to her while Ushio and them called the military
police.
"I am glad I have found you Nimu," said Hamakaze, "now I will ask you if you
are gay while in the shower seeing you are naked."
"Why of course," said Nimu, "and my exposed vagina and butt and front is nice
and smooth of course by the way in fact."
"They sure are you tasty Nimu Nimu," said Hamakaze, "though I am not gay of
course."
"Squirm for me Hamakaze," said Nimu, "I see how you look at other girls and I
know how badly you want this."
"No keep your parts private," said Hamakaze, "your nice soft big boobs and
nipples are amazingly sexy and awesome just like your bright beautiful eyes and
I love everything about you and your body but not gay of course in matter of
fact as a matter of fact in fact."
She wasn't fooling anybody. Much less Nimu. She found herself approaching and
then starting to kiss Nimu of course. As if it was as natural as breathing in
fact. Which only became more intense when she kissed back in fact. Hamakaze
tried to wrap her arms around her and cradle her against her body but she
gently refused. Nimu gestured towards the clothes she was wearing. Hamakaze
took the hint and undressed of course. She did it slowly to see the look on
Nimu's face. First the shirt and then the skirt. The stockings and shoes were
next which she turned around coyly for. She saved her bra and panties for last.
That was Nimu's punishment for making her wait of course. Nimu was amazed with
Hamakaze's body and wanted more in fact. She was sopping wet just looking at
her. Not shower water wet of course. Hamakaze made her take off the last of her
clothing with her mouth only. They were enjoying every second of this. They had
lots of good fun while Ushio and them watched a bunch of angry psychotic
military men beat Ryuujou with pistols.
"That is her," said a military policeman, "the one we have been looking for."
"Ma'am you're under arrest," said a particularly psychotic military policeman,
"you have the right to remain silent blah blah blah you know what chomo
insurgents like you DON'T FUCKING HAVE RIGHTS!"
"Let's execute her," said an obviously closeted homosexual and disorientated
military policeman, "my penis scrotum and prostate are all telling us to but
not gay of course in matter of fact."
"Let's do it," said the psychotic military policeman, "I will blow her brains
out and not your sperm which would be made by the testicles and sucked from
your penis which I have done before but not gay of course because our balls
didn't touch in matter of fact."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu," said Ryuujou, "sssssssshhhhii-"
Ryuujou was shot in the back of the head. She died instantly of course.
Physically she was now dead. She became mentally dead a half hour ago because
of Ushio of course. Ryuujou had emotionally died a long time ago. She was a
shell of her former self for months in fact. No one cared for her cries for
help back then. She was socially ostricated because of what she said. What she
had seen. She knew full well what really happened to Fubuki as well as others.
Especially the 6th destroyer division of course. Akatsuki was with the admiral
at all times now. She looked less alive each day that passes in fact. Everybody
knew so in fact. They knew not to tell the admiral that of course. Ushio and
them knew that best of all. They also knew that these three military men are
the only ones on base that are still loyal to the admiral. As in loyal without
being coerced. Or mutilated.
"That was good," said Akebono, "but Ryuujou might have some outside help in
fact."
"That may be," said Sazanami, "there just might be evidence of that in fact."
"I agree," said Oboro, "you three should check that faggot's room now in matter
of fact."
"I think it is," said Ushio, "we checked her room earlier in fact but didn't
find it only the previous evidence of course."
"I am glad you told us," said the military policeman in charge, "we will now
investigate it instead of staring at your covered breasts and nipples or our
own bare feet and all ten of each other's toes of course in matter of fact."
The admiral was wide open for them now. For Ushio and her friends that is. They
didn't care where or what Hamakaze was up to. Just as long as she doesn't
betray them of course. They knew all of the ship girls hated the admiral now.
That they wouldn't lift a finger to save him in fact. Ushio and them went to
their secret stash that was located in one of the boiler rooms. It happened to
be close to the admiral's office in fact. It was well hidden and safe of course
despite being near the admiral in reality in fact. The contents of the stash
were bundled in a fabric usually used for sandbags and was effectively
camouflaged in the room. What they stashed in this boiler room in the past
couple months will mark this day in infamy in matter of fact.
"This is it," said Ushio, "all of our lives depend on this."
"Of course," said Akebono, "that shitty monster had it coming."
"She is right," said Sazanami, "I've dreamed of this day in fact."
"Same here," said Oboro, "I love the fact we have boobs by the-"
"Shut the fuck up," said Ushio, "all of you start grabbing those goddamned
shivs."
There were crude daggers made out some of the metal salvage from their last
mission. They were of multiple sizes and had cloth rags wrapped around the
daggers to serve as their handles. So they can wield them without hurting
themselves of course. Their ship combat gear has since been locked down and
subsequently transferred off-base since that one incident with Fubuki of
course. There was also a sealed chemical agent that is just for the admiral in
fact. Ushio and her friends all armed themselves with the bigger makeshift
daggers and concealed a few smaller ones inside of their bras. In a way that
doesn't hurt their breasts or bodies of course. Ushio discarded her stun gun
since it had no more charge and was taking up space. She took the chemical
agent with her of course. They all knew that this was now or never. They went
inside the admiral's office. What they saw horrified them.
"I had fun today Admiral," said Akatsuki, "I am glad it was another good
execution of course."
"That is good," said the admiral, "by the way you have a nice girl body there."
"That I do Admiral," said Akatsuki, "like my butt, nipples, belly button, toes,
and nice and smooth front of course."
"Yes indeed of course," said the admiral, "by the way you have nice looking
feet."
"Okay Admiral," said Akatsuki, "as always when I am naked I will look at my
nice and smooth front and smile."
The admiral is washing Akatsuki in a makeshift bathtub. Which was really a
kiddie pool on top of a tarp of course. Both were as naked as the day they were
born in fact. Akatsuki was looking down at herself while smiling and so was the
admiral of course. They were looking away from Ushio and them who moved in
closer. They knew they were going to kill him and make him suffer dearly. He
will die screaming of course in matter of fact. That's what they all wanted in
fact. Akatsuki doesn't mind being naked around the admiral anymore for her
brain has been fucked to pieces. Akatsuki is now rubbing her hands on her nice
and smooth front. She then put a finger in her vagina. If it could even be
called one now. The admiral then said to do it again of course. He then slid
his hand up and down his throbbing penis of course. Not sexual of course. He
moaned deeply of course.
Neither of them knew what was about to happen.
"You are a good little girl," said the admiral, "how does the water feel on
your naked body?"
"Yes I sure am Admiral," said Akatsuki, "the water is perfect on my nice girl
body in fact I am naked."
"You have a nice body," said the admiral, "you will make a boy happy with it
one d-"
The explosion could be heard all the way from the admiral's office, cutting him
off. The admiral was pulled out of his little fantasy world by the sound, and
turned around. He saw four angry ship girls armed with blades, and they were
right on him.
Ushio and Akebono shoulder bashed his center of gravity and tackled him
together to the ground. He tried to wriggle his arms and legs out from the
girls' grasps as Sazanami and Oboro surrounded him, while he screamed like a
little girl.
Akatsuki simply stared in their general direction as if this wasn't happening.
             She was still doing what she's been told, of course.
   In, and out, of her. It always hurts her, but he always got mad when she
                              didn't, of course.
She did not want to be like Fubuki, of course. Fubuki is kept inside a cage, in
                                     fact.
                   That same cage was in this room, in fact.
               He made her into the crying animal Fubuki is now.
      He went in, and out, of her while she, Ryuujou, and Ushio watched.
                She really did not want to end up like Fubuki.
                            She kept telling hers-
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